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Actual conversation that just happened in the hospital room re: renting a shower chair for Mom.

Anna (on the phone with the medical equipment rental company): How much? Ok, thank you, bye.
Anna (to Dad):  It's $55 for a shower chair, what do you think?

Dad (long pause): Couldn't we just get a lawn chair or something and put it in the shower?
Chorus: No.
Dad (joking now): What about an upside-down cooler?
Andrew: Or an upside down trash can?
Mary: Y'all stop it, you're making her laugh.
Mom: It's ok, it was worth it.

Don't worry, we found a cheaper shower chair, although it was $4 extra to have a back--but Andrew said for her birthday next year he'd float the extra $4.